A flurry of Limericks

Pictured: Inspiration

I wrote these limericks instead of studying Econ, but it WAS at 11 so I figure it was okay. These were all written by a roughly equal collaboration of Kelsey and myself.



To Ellen Gapinski:

Oh Ellen my bestest of friends
I'm so sad that this school year ends.
I miss all our talks
Our infrequent walks
I hope this brief poem makes amends.

To Regan Schmidt:

Director so very supreme:
Of the crop he's surely the cream!
Since Thomas' spite
was surely his plight
He now holds him in high esteem.

To Nicholas Zajdel:

There once was a cute guy named Nick,
One night we went on a picnic.
The stars were so bright,
My heart was alight,
His Zac Efron hair was so slick.

To Kelsey Davison:

Hey Kelsey we both think you rock,
You're mos' def the best on the block.
You look at the stars
(But don't contract SARS)
B-T-Dubs a cool word is "smock."

To a Doubting Carey Warden:

Oh Carey, I'm sad that you doubt
Whence did this skepticism sprout?
You used to trust me
But now I can see
That this bond you could do without.







Yeah, that was fun.